Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
‘Let’s Learn Judo With Vladimir’ DVD Coming Soon

Oh boy… Like Bill Clinton, he refuses to just fade away. Vladimir Putin has released yet another display of his own masculinity: a DVD entitled ‘Let’s learn judo with Vladimir Putin’.
‘Let’s Learn Judo with Vladimir Putin’ is the product of collaboration between Putin - a black belt - and former World and Olympic judo champion Yasuhiro Yamashita.
Putin is a one-time judo champion of his home city St. Petersburg - called Leningrad at the time. At least the ex-president is in great shape at 56. Good for him.
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Things To Do In Constant Darkness
One of the last shipments to a U.S. research base in Antarctica before the onset of winter darkness was a year’s supply of condoms. Bill Henriksen, the manager of the McMurdo base station, said nearly 16,500 condoms were delivered last month and would be made available, free of charge, to staff throughout the year to avoid the potential embarrassment of having to buy them. About 125 scientists and staff are stationed at McMurdo base, the largest community in Antarctica, during the winter months when there is constant darkness.
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Absolut’s Beer Goggles On Too Tight

This billboard and press campaign is now running in Mexico, is a colorful map depicting what the Americas might look like in an “Absolut” — i.e., perfect — world. The U.S.-Mexico border lies where it was before the Mexican-American war of 1848 when California, as we now know it, was Mexican territory and known as Alta California.
The campaign taps into the national pride of Mexicans, according to Favio Ucedo, creative director of leading Latino advertising agency Grupo Gallegos in the U.S. Ucedo, who is from Argentina, said: “Mexicans talk about how the Americans stole their land, so this is their way of reclaiming it. It’s very relevant and the Mexicans will love the idea.”
The U.S. is the largest importer of Absolut in the world, so I’m perplexed that it concluded there could be a net gain by this ad campaign. Absolut really blew it by uncorking this one. Perhaps it has consumed too much of its own product. They’ll have plenty of surplus stock to drown in though. But don’t worry, folks. This is in no way a threat to our national sovereignty.
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Larry Ellison’s Tax Break

To some, Larry Ellison’s $200 million reproduction 16th-century Japanese emperor’s estate in the hills above Silicon Valley sums up everything wrong with America’s out-of-control real estate market. Imagine how upset Ellison’s critics became this week when they found out that the the world’s 14th-wealthiest person had negotiated a 60% tax break on his property. As a result, his local assessor’s office is sending the 63-year old $3 million.
Ellison won the tax break by essentially arguing that he had squandered money on Larryland, and would never be able to get his investment back. Ellison said that the property had suffered from “significant functional obsolescence” and was therefore worth $64.7 million, not the $166.3 million on record (substantially less than the $200 million it cost to build).
Larry’s 23-acre Japanese emperor estate property ended up featuring a 2.3-acre man-made lake filled with drinkable water, 2,000 tons of imported Chinese granite, a waterfall with a built-in fog machine and an on/off switch, several miles of underground tunnels for domestic staff, a 30-ton boulder in the master bedroom shower, and a replica 16th-century bridge that was built by craftsmen in China.
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The Smallest Gun Ever Is Still A Lethal Weapon

Just Made It Into The Guinness World Records
Swiss gunsmith SwissMiniGun has developed a tiny revolver that’s so small, it’s banned in the United States. The Miniature Revolver is less than 2.2 inches long, but it has all the features of a full-size gun, according to the company. And from short range, it can kill you. Sign me up!
All Miniature Revolvers are custom-made. The basic model is stainless steel and costs 6,500 Swiss francs (about $6,300). How do you shoot a gun so small? There’s an extra trigger.
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People And Money
It’s weird and irrational, but it’s the way it is.
Would you rather earn $50,000 a year while other people make $25,000, or would you rather earn $100,000 a year while other people get $250,000? Assume for the moment that prices of goods and services will stay the same. Surprisingly — stunningly, in fact — research shows that the majority of people select the first option; they would rather make twice as much as others even if that meant earning half as much as they could otherwise have.
This result is one among thousands of experiments in behavioral economics, neuroeconomics and evolutionary economics conclusively demonstrating that we are every bit as irrational when it comes to money as we are in most other aspects of our lives. In this case, relative social ranking trumps absolute financial status. Here’s a related thought experiment. Would you rather be A or B?
A is waiting in line at a movie theater. When he gets to the ticket window, he is told that as he is the 100,000th customer of the theater, he has just won $100.
B is waiting in line at a different theater. The man in front of him wins $1,000 for being the 1-millionth customer of the theater. Mr. B wins $150.
Amazingly, most people said that they would prefer to be A. In other words, they would rather forgo $50 in order to alleviate the feeling of regret that comes with not winning the thousand bucks. Regret falls under a psychological effect known as loss aversion. Research shows that before we risk an investment, we need to feel assured that the potential gain is twice what the possible loss might be because a loss feels twice as bad as a gain feels good.
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When Men And Women Go Shopping

Hunter vs. Gatherer: According to research, men and women are as different as Target and Tiffany when they shop.
Men, who have often been accused of being merely replacement shoppers, tend to be more utilitarian when they hit the malls and shopping centers. It’s a mission. Get in. Get what’s needed. Get out. Quickly. Women, on the other hand, generally like to look around, talk to sales associates and experience the shopping. They walk around, smell perfume, touch clothes, dab on cosmetics.
Men are very task oriented while women are very much more about the relationship and the engagement and the interaction with the people at the stores. Women told surveyors that they liked it when associates showed them different styles and new items. This isn’t terribly surprising: Women run into more problems when shopping than men. On the tribulations scale, women’s No. 1 issue was not being able to find help when they needed it. One in three women who were so miffed by the issue that they said they would never go back to the store again. Men’s biggest headache: Parking. One in three said they hated not finding parking close to the store entrance.
Men ditch stores, too, but their biggest reason to do so is when products are out of stock. Men complained they experienced that when shopping 24% of the time compared with it happening to women 21% of the time.
Age made a difference, too, in shopper loyalty. The younger the shopper, the more likely he or she was to pooh-pooh a store for poor service. The pickiest of all groups were men 18 years old to 35 years old.
Women and men both are four times more likely to relay a good-news experience than a bad one. Still, when all is said and done, women are the shopping queens. They spend an eye-popping $4 trillion annually, which accounts for 83% of U.S. consumer spending
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I Hate Chevy’s “This Is Our Country” Song

If it’s done anything, it’s made me never, ever want to buy a Chevy.
Who hates those Chevy commercials because of their song “Our Country,” by John Mellencamp? According to Newsweek, everybody hates it. Mellencamp’s melancholy anthem have become so ubiquitous that they’re driving sports fans to distraction. Chevy thinks the campaign has been a success, and are actually making more “Our Country” commercials, despite heavy criticism from people who are sick of the song.
The company used Bob Seger’s “Like a Rock” for 11 years, helping drive up truck sales 61%. Chevy spokesman Terry Rhadigan is aware of the negative buzz but has no plans to throttle back. When it comes to building awareness, experts say, nothing succeeds like excess—even at the risk of overkill. Just great!
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The Most Expensive Dessert In The World
$25,000 Dessert Anyone? … Anyone?
Stephen Bruce, owner of Serendipity 3, partnered with luxury jeweler Euphoria New York to create the “Frrozen Haute Chocolate,” a blend of 28 cocoas, including 14 of the most expensive and exotic from around the globe. The dessert, spelled with two Rs, is infused with 5 grams (0.2 ounces) of edible 23-karat gold and served in a goblet lined with edible gold. At the base of the goblet is an 18-karat gold bracelet with 1 carat of white diamonds.
Four years ago, Bruce unveiled a $1,000 ice cream sundae called Golden Opulence, a staple on his menu and a favorite with rock stars, socialites and other celebrities. Both desserts are sold only with advance orders. Bruce said he has received inquiries about his latest creation, mostly from Europeans planning to visit New York.
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How To Deal With Naked Sleepwalkers

Nudy Sleepwalkers on the Rise
Workers at a chain of budget hotels are being given advice on how to deal with naked sleepwalkers. A study by Travelodge found there had been more than 400 cases in the past year, almost all involving men. Sleep experts blame stress, alcohol abuse, lack of sleep for the disorder, eating cheese or consuming too much caffeine . A number had walked into the reception area asking for a newspaper or saying they wanted to check out. The advice includes keeping a supply of towels in reception to help preserve a guest’s dignity. Hah!
Sleepwalking 101: Sleepwalking is also called “somnambulism.” It is a parasomnia. A parasomnia involves undesired events that come along with sleep. Before walking, you might sit up in bed and look around in a confused manner. At other times, individuals may bolt from the bed and walk or run away. Your eyes are usually open and have a confused, “glassy” look to them. It can be very hard to wake a sleepwalker up. When you do wake up, you can be very confused. You might even attack the person who wakes you. Men, especially, are often violent during these episodes. Sleepwalking most often occurs in the first third of a night’s sleep or during other long sleep periods. Sleepwalking is more common in children and affects both boys and girls. The rate of it in children is as high as 17%.
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Illegals Caught Stealing Food and Water Meant For Fire Victims

Welcome to your future, California.
Six illegal immigrants were arrested today by U.S. Border Patrol agents at Qualcomm Stadium, after a report that they were stealing food and water meant for evacuees. Gee, who could have seen that coming? San Diego police responded to a call about alleged theft from the evacuation center and encountered six people in a van who didn’t speak English and didn’t have California driver’s licenses. The police officers called the Border Patrol, who arrived at the stadium and made the arrests. The immigrants admitted they were Mexican citizens and that they were stealing.
Other news release from Sign-On San Diego, “A woman told San Diego police officers she saw the group load up two pickup trucks and a car with cots and other supplies, leave and then return, said police Sgt. Jesse Cesena.” A clear indicator of having zero values or worth as humans. The first step towards U.S. citizenship is stealing food and water from disaster victims. How about the other 11,999,994 that are stealing our tax dollars?
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